I realise....

women can be so manipulative.

men can be so dumb.

property is so expensive.

good movies are so hard to come by.

smells can be so intolerable.

laughter is so therapeutic.

time spent with mum can be so good.

no amount of sleeping hours can cure late nights.

i'm wasting my gym money.

the only good thing about putting on weight is that you get (slightly) bigger breasts.

i can eat a lot of junk and

talk a lot of nonsense.